Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Well it's not that he's a vampire but...

The movie version of the teen vampire novel "Twilight" is raking it in at the box office, undoubtedly due to hordes of teen and tween girls rushing to the theaters to watch (and watch again) that guy who is supposed to dethrone Zac Efron of High Schoor Musichoor as boy of the moment. Yet another proof that when it comes to making girls weak in the knees, nobody does the job better than pale-faced boys who look non-human...

from Rudolph Valentino...


to Edward Scissorhands...


to Jack Dawson...


to freaking Legolas.




May I therefore suggest the immediate reissue of the 1931 film Dracula. For sure, BELA LUGOSI will make those panties drop and show them schoolboys the proper way to bite. Ngaarf.

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