That Britney Spears is going to end up dead if nobody intervenes, like, now. A few hours after being hospitalized because of a (mental?) breakdown, she was back driving in LA. Yup, truly essential bit of information right there.
That George W. Bush is going to cook up something huge in the few remaining weeks of his presidency, to secure a legacy (?) and probably to send a message that it is essential that Americans keep the Republicans in the White House come election time.